Doug, Inc.: The Ultimate Virtual Corporation (TM)

You've heard of the virtual corporation -- a corporation that functions, often in cyberspace, without such confining features as centralized offices, permanent employees, etc.

But until you've seen Doug, Inc., you ain't seen nothing. Because Doug, Inc., really is nothing. Not only do we have no offices and no employees. We have no products, no services, and no earnings.

That's why Doug, Inc., is ideally suited to lead American industry into the 21st century. Unbound to outmoded technology... unburdened by a disaffected work force... unencumbered by environmental liabilities... unafflicted with unreasonable expectations...